Sometimes one dalmatian is better than a hundred and one

My best purchase of the year was made today at the gala of my old primary school. I can't think of an occasion when it will not be suitable for me to wear a bag in the shape of a dalmatian's head. The zip is also broken and there is a suspicious brown stain above the left eye, but for two dollars I can't say I'm really complaining.
The manic expression on its face is worth at least five bucks all on its own.
From the very same fair I am also wearing a polar fleece, its main design feature is the way that it's so ugly that it's actually pretty good looking. same with my two new turtlenecks and my mug with a crossed out dodo bird on it that says "don'tdon't".
I love buying useful items.

P.S. Get really excited because like 5 blog post worthy things have happened to me recently, I just haven't been bothered telling the internet about them. They mostly involve setting up a camera with a self timer and sprinting across the room in order to take an awkward and lack lustre selfie, and I have things to do.

P.P.S. I don't actually have that many things to do, I just can't be bothered doing the "sprinting" part of the process.