Discrimination today

Hello, Tess speaking. I would like to tell you all about a serious issue that I encountered today while browsing Ebay for some new wardrobe items that don't cost the same as a black market chimpanzee.
Kid's clothes fucking rule. A lot of kid's clothes are a whole lot cooler than their adult counterparts. They're not so seeerious all the time. When you're a kid, getting dressed in the morning is some fun ass shit. Skirt or pants? Why not both??
Plus they're a whole lot cheaper, so basically they're the best fashion industry ever in a lot of ways.
I have compiled a list of clothing items that I love, but are manufactured in children's sizes, cutting me away from the possibility of owning said items. The worst part is that since I'm teeny tiny, I'm only a liiittle bit too big for these items, which definitely adds to the heartache.
I could probably squeeze into some of the jerseys and T shirts, but it's the principle of the matter.
P.S. The things I would do for that Rugrats jersey and moose backpack.